Petition To LOHAN -- Please Eat!

(From The Hartford Courant -- By Pat Seremet)

A whole lot of people seem to be on a mission to put a little meat on the increasingly prominent bones of LINDSAY LOHAN.

An online petition titled PLEASE LINDSAY, EAT! has gathered more than 12,500 signatures from concerned individuals, who are united in their preference for the actress' once-curvy figure from the days of MEAN GIRLS as compared to her rail-thin body of today.

"To: Lindsay," the petition reads, "We urge you Lindsay to please, pick up a sandwich and eat it, or ice cream, or any food that might put those oh so cute pounds back on."

Many of the undersigned beseech the actress to get help for a presumed eating disorder or drug addiction. A good amount also want the former redhead to return to her natural color rather than her current bottled blond.

"You looked so much better as a curvy redhead!" one person lamented.

"Hollywood has too many skinny blondes! Go back to your natural hair color and healthy weight! Do you have any idea the message you are sending to young girls who look up to you?" another pleaded.

The petition was started by the creators of FeedLindsay.com, a website devoted to urging Lohan to down a burger or four.

For her part, Lohan has repeatedly denied that her weight loss is the result of anything but good old-fashioned exercise.