Will KENNY CHESNEY And Connecticut Mix?

(From The Hartford Courant -- By Pat Seremet)

According to the NEW YORK POST, the ultimate good ol' boy might be moving north of the MASON DIXON line for the first time. Spies say RENEE ZELLWEGER has asked her hubby of two weeks, KENNY CHESNEY, to move to (gasp) Connecticut.

Chesney, who has a house in Nashville and spends most of his time on a boat in St. Barts, is said to have agreed. Zellweger, who has houses in Los Angeles and a pad in Manhattan, loves the Northeast. A Zellweger rep said, "I don't know."

[Renee, I've been here in Connecticut waiting for you for 12 years. You should of just come here. It would've been that easy.]