The Blond Year In Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Duh, bottles won't fit in the typewriter.

March
Got excited as finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.
Box said "2-4 years."

April
Trapped on escalator for hours -- power went out.

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June
Tried to go water skiing. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.
Learned later, other swimmers cheated -- they used their arms.

August
Got locked out of car in rain storm.
Car swamped because the top was down.

September
The capital of California is "C." Isn't it?

October
Hate M&Ms. They're so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4.5 days
Instructions said 1 hour per pound. I weigh 108.

December
Couldn't call 911. Duh. There's no "eleven" button on the phone.

Tom Blais, thanks for the post.