CHUCK NORRIS Facts

Come on! You know you love CHUCK NORRIS.

Whether it's from the karate movies or his role on WALKER TEXAS RANGER, Chuck's a true badass.

If this Top Ten List and link to additional facts aren't enough, be sure to catch CONAN O'BRIEN's bit on WALKER TEXAS RANGER on LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN.

Simply hysterical.

TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
01. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

02. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

03. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming LAW AND ORDER are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

04. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

05. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

06. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

07. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

08. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

09. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

For additional Chuck Norris Facts, check out ChuckNorrisFacts.com.

Scott O'Leary (not a badass), thanks for the post.