SHERYL CROW Complains She's A Little Flat

(From The New York Daily News -- By Rush And Malloy)

SHERYL CROW is too modest.

The songbird, who once beguiled slow-handed ERIC CLAPTON and is ready to wed cycling god LANCE ARMSTRONG, recalls that, as teen, "I was homely. And flat-chested. Now, I see 10-year-olds who already have big boobs. I'm still wanting in that area, but even when I was 15 or 16, I was just a boy."

Obviously, she gives off a different vibe now.

Once, she tells BLENDER, "I was on my way to Vegas. My first record had just broken and these guys wanted my autograph.
I thought, 'Oh God, they recognize me.' Turns out they thought I was HEIDI FLEISS."

She and the former HOLLYWOOD MADAM have since become friendly.

Speaking of sex, when asked what kind she prefers, she says, "Oh jeez! I'm saving myself, because I am not married yet.