The Sound Guy

(From The Yahoo Avid User's Group)

Three female extras are sitting outside of a studio lot. They're beautiful, but they're not the sharpest tools in the shed.

One says to the other two, "I f*cked the director last night. He said he's going to put me in his next movie next year."

The next said, "Oh yeah? I f*cked the producer. He's making FIVE movies next year and he's going to give me a part in all of them."

The last one said, "Well, I f*cked the sound guy."

"The sound guy?" the other two cried. "Why on earth would you f*ck him?"

The third shrugged and said, "Well, I was on set yesterday, and all I could hear was everyone saying, 'F*ck the sound guy! F*ck the sound guy!'"