10. Life is sexually transmitted.
09. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
08. Men have two emotions -- hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
07. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
06. Some people are like a SLINKY -- not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
05. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
04. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
03. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
02. In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and people take PROZAC to make it normal.
01. We can pinpoint one cow with MAD COW DISEASE among the millions of cows in the world, yet can not find where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE in charge of immigration.
June Labay, thanks for the post.
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