Am I Watching The Weather -- Or Porno?

(From Monkeycube.com)

Okay, I admit it. I watch THE WEATHER CHANNEL (TWC).

Not just here and there, but sometimes for hours on freaking end.

It's one of my more shameful guilty pleasures.

Not quite as shameful as being secretly obsessed with
RICK ASTLEY's "music," and believing that one of these days he will make a comeback, but it's right up there on the list.

Maybe it's my sick fascination with severe weather. Perhaps it's the slammin' soundtrack they play during LOCAL ON THE 8's.

Or maybe -- just maybe -- it's the unbelievably foxy and totally unstoppable WEATHER CHANNEL BABES.

The female meteorologists on TWC are porn stars. Period.

I don't know who decided to mix hot chicks with weather forecasting, but it was genius. Absolute genius.

Am I Watching The Weather -- Or Porno?

Sharon Resultan

Alexandra Steele

Stephanie Abrams (in the studio)

Stephanie Abrams (in the field)

[While we all know SHARON RESULTAN is tops, HILLARY ANDREWS (whom I worked with in college), ALEXANDRA STEELE and STEPHANIE ABRAMS are other top Weather Channel babes. Still, however, my girl is cutie JEN CARFAGNO. Jen, give me a call.]

Jen Carfagno