(From The Hartford Courant)
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him.
The girl said no.
She then lived happily ever after, went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, traveled more, had many lovers and all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore stupid lacy lingerie, never cried or yelled, had high self esteem, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End.
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