KENNY MAYNE -- AN INCOMPLETE AND INACCURATE HISTORY OF SPORT

(From The USA Today -- By Michael Hiestand)

ESPN's KENNY MAYNE, in his upcoming book, AN INCOMPLETE AND INACCURATE HISTORY OF SPORT, recalls being at the classic 2006 Texas/Southern California ROSE BOWL game the night before he'd cha-cha his way to last place in ABC's DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Leaving at halftime to "be rested for my big dance performance," he writes, "was the worst decision in the history of sports."

No cha-chas have driven men to do much worse.