Monday, March 20, 2006

The Original Computer

Memory was something you lost with age.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

A web was a spider's home.

A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3-inch floppy you just hoped nobody ever found out.

[Ahh, the simpler times.]

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