Saturday, February 18, 2006

Hey, Baby, Heard Any Good Ones Lately?

Given that Valentine's Day always brings out the mushy side, we spent time this past week browsing one of the all-time great romantic books, HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS!

While the title of this self-help classic might suggest a certain degree of lame-o-ness, note that it is now in its 32nd printing after first being published in 1970.

Here are some of the book's can't-miss opening pick-up lines:

"Who's your dentist?"

"What kind of a dog is that?"
[For this line to be most effective, it's important the other person be with a dog.]

"How long do you cook a leg of lamb?"
[A line that never fails.]

So, what's the best or worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
Leave yours in the comments section.

[So how long DO you cook a leg of lamb?]

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