The Rules

In every business there are rules.

Below are the rules for business.

You have to know the rules, in order to break the rules.

Rule 001
Once you have their money, you never give it back.

Rule 002
The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.

Rule 003
Never spend more for anything than you have to.

Rule 008
Small print leads to large risk.

Rule 019
Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

Rule 060
Keep your lies consistent.

Rule 169
Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive.

Rule 181
Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.

Rule 239
Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

Rule 266
When in doubt, lie.

Rule 267
If you believe it, they believe it.