Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Get Your REVENGE

Want to get back at your neighbors who drive that car with the thumping, bass-heavy sound system that can be heard three blocks away?

What about the lady with the barking dog?

Or the teenagers who like to crank their stereos?

Or the man who insists on lawn moving, leaf blowing, or snow plowing at 6 am?

We have the perfect noisy revenge.

In fact, it's called REVENGE.

The REVENGE package is an ear-splitting CD that you can crank up and point at your noisy neighbors to, as the product declares, "give them a taste of their own medicine."

The CD (which comes with earplugs for you) has
20 ear-splitting sound effects,
including an electric drill, newborn, unhappy dog, banging doors, practicing violin scales, and a ringing telephone.

There are even sounds of amorous bedroom activity.

It sells for $18 at WishingFish.com.

Revenge never sounded so sweet.

[Track 3 -- "Orgasm" -- is outstanding.]

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