(From MSNBC.com)The top beauty enforcement officer in this once idyllic beach town is driving around in a foul mood. You see, someone's stealing pink flamingos -- in fact, he's lost two from outside his FEMA trailer and wants them back.
"People's flamingos are coming up missing and they're not showing up on anyone's yard," says JIMMY LOIACANO,
who really is in charge of beautification for Bay St. Louis.
His third and last flamingo is now on the grill of his pickup truck -- shielded with the protective forces of a zip tie,
a Christmas wreath and mini-dolls.
"Somebody tried to poke his eye out," he says as he takes a permanent marker to the bird’s face in a delicate surgery.
"He's got to see where he's going."
APB For Stolen Flamingos
Scott O'Leary, thanks for the post.
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