Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Turkeys Going To DISNEYLAND

(From The Associated Press)

PRESIDENT BUSH spared two turkeys from becoming THANKSGIVING DINNER.

Instead, the birds are going to DISNEYLAND, where they will be honorary grand marshals in the holiday parade.

Thousands of people voted on THE WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE to name the national turkey MARSHMALLOW and an alternate YAM.

In past years, turkeys spared were sent to live at a local farm.

"I know Marshmallow and Yam are going to feel pretty good strutting around sunny California, remembering the cold days of Minnesota," Bush said.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The turkey GW will be eating in Texas didn't get a pardon. :)