Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Crossing JORDAN

(From The Hartford Courant)

The traffic-stopping glamour girl with the single name and THE DOUBLE-F CHEST is getting married.

JORDAN, who met former pop star fiance PETER ANDRE while canoodling in a hammock on the show "I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUTTA HERE," is making wedding plans.

The couple will get married at HIGHCLERE CASTLE in NEWBURY, ENGLAND on September 10th.

Bridesmaids will include GIRLS ALOUD's SARAH HARDING, ex-pop singer KERRY KATONA and singer CHARLOTTE CHURCH, who will sing at the event.

Celebrities invited to the event include MANCHESTER UNITED footballer WAYNE ROONEY and girlfriend COLEEN McLOUGHLIN, model RACHEL HUNTER and illusionist URU GELLER.

The couple has signed deals with OK! MAGAZINE and ITV, which is expected to net them more than $3.5 MILLION.

Jordan, 27, has said she wants to get in THE RECORD BOOKS by having THE LONGEST TRAIN ON HER DRESS -- the current record is 2,545 FEET, held by A DUTCH BRIDE.

The wedding cake will be a likeness of JORDAN's 35FF BREASTS. The cake makers have been working on A SECRET RECIPE to make sure the cake doesn't SAG IN THE MIDDLE.

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